Not quite, there's a problem ...
STAIRS, STAIRS, AND MORE STAIRS!
My job description clearly states "No Stairs" and yet here we are in a house with two flights of stairs! But don't worry, my friends, I have mastered the stand at the bottom of the stairs and bark/whine until my assistant drops everything and carries my Yorkie butt up the stairs.
I carry my own butt up the stairs, thank you very much.
Dogs need a step stool