Being a dog of truth and integrity, I had to set the record straight.
When people first meet me, they often ask - Is he really a Yorkie, he is SO BIG! Pictures don't convey my true size, but trust me, I am BIG for my breed!
Oh and one more thing, this is a YARD STICK behind me, not some silly 12 inch ruler. And if you look closely over my left ear, it clearly reads 24 inches!!!
....wait, we seem to be experiencing technical difficulties ...
Turn the camera OFF, you fool!!!!
So what, I am sitting on a table! Is that against the law?