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Monday, March 12, 2012

Setting the Record Straight ...

Last Thursday my friend Tank made a false accusation about my size on his blog. Tired of being labeled a little dog, he proclaimed, "I'm bigger than many things ...including birds, bugs, rats, mice, squirrels, cats, and Mr. Pip" 


Say what?


Being a dog of truth and integrity, I had to set the record straight.  


When people first meet me, they often ask - Is he really a Yorkie, he is SO BIG! Pictures don't convey my true size, but trust me, I am BIG for my breed! 


Oh and one more thing, this is a YARD STICK behind me, not some silly 12 inch ruler. And if you look closely over my left ear, it clearly reads 24 inches!!!

....wait, we seem to be experiencing technical difficulties ...


Turn the camera OFF, you fool!!!!
 

So what, I am sitting on a table! Is that against the law?

66 comments:

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  2. BOL! I heard you might be looking to hire a new photographer soon, Mr Pip. Hahahaha.

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  4. Bwhahahahaha...hang on...bwhahahahaha! Okays, nows dat I has contained my laugh I wanna say dat size is over rated, it should solely be based on da size of your heart.

    Dang, I am longer than you is tall...but we won't mention how tall my legs is.

    Puddles

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  5. And that last photo of you with that smirk is just too cute.

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  6. Pip, your are a big dog by so many different measures, of that we are quite sure.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  7. Ha! The biggest personalities often come in small sizes, Mr. Pip. :-)

    BTW, do you know we changed URLs? Can’t recall who knows and who doesn’t, but the new one is http://keas-fuzzy-tales.blogspot.com.

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  8. Hey Pip!
    Wow, I can't believe that anyone would look at you as being anything other than Larger-Than-Life! I'm sure no one has forgotten your SuperHero status. Judge Yoda by his size do you...hmmmm? And well you should not!!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  9. You're as big as you feel! Most of size is all about attitude anyway.

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  10. Bwahahahaha..........

    Good one, Pip. You had ME convinced for a minute.

    We was reading along and I expressed to my momma, "I never realized Pip was that tall....he seems more petite in some fotos" And my momma agreed. THEN we scrolls down..........Bwahahahaha.

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  11. We have always thought of you as a giant among dogs Pip!

    the brown dawgs

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  12. Oh my gosh... that was hilarious!!!

    And here we are striving to get a tiny dog and there you go "doctoring" your height. LOL. No worries. We still love you ^_^.

    Huggies and Cheese,

    Haopee

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  13. Pip you are 24 inches tall??? Hey.. wink wink... I can only see the FURST photo.. somethingy must be wrong with the others they are just blank.. ;-) I think you are REALLY a BIG TALL guy.

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  14. What the heck, does Tank know that you are BIGGER THAN LIFE ITSELF! Sniffs, The HoundDogs

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  15. Aaaw Pip you are big in spirit and thats what matters

    Urban Hounds

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  16. You totally rock the "big heart and spirit," Pip. Now to look for another camera person.

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  17. Now this is a MOnday Morning Pick Me Up. I love it when "little" things make me laugh.....

    Bert

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  18. Nice try Pip.

    I wasn't trying to be mean or anything by including you in my list. Sorry if I hurt your (little) feelings. BOL

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  19. Oh Pip! You crack me up! You have a giant heart and that's what matters. I love you in your red sweater! :)

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  20. Thanks for the biggest laugh this morning. I don't care how tall you are. You still are the cutest thing on four legs.

    Cindy

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  21. OMD, Pip - you are toooooo funny!
    What a riot you are :)
    Stewey

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  22. BOL Pip, you are a big doggie in my eyes!

    Rooooo!
    Douglas

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  23. Nothing wrong with that, my friend....that is how tall you are....so what if you are on the table! Thank you so much for the positive thoughts while I was ill this past weekend! I appreciated it!

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  24. Did you see that comment from Tank? How he is sorry he hurt your "little" feelings. If Tank would like to know you are the biggest dog in Blogville just from the good and kind things you do. Tank's comments only make him seem smaller by a whole lot!

    Your pal,
    Stella

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  25. Well....let's see! If we put your height and my length togedder....den we got someting! Jus' an idea!

    :o)

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  26. Oh Mr. Pip...I had no idea you were such a tall drink of water. My lady cat heart is going pitter patter.

    You are looking most handsome in that lovely red sweater too.
    Hugs from your (shorter than you) BFFF,
    Madi
    PS If you included my very long tail in the measurement I might be 24" MOL

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  27. LOL! You are so funny! I needed that laugh today.

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  28. Awww, Pip - have no worries - you are much bigger than your physical size in SO many ways. And your heart is at the top of that list.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  29. BOL I'm longer then you're tall! 28 inches! Size doesn't matter, attitude and heart does
    Dachshund Nola

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  30. BOL I'm longer then you're tall! 28 inches! Size doesn't matter, attitude and heart does
    Dachshund Nola

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  31. Let me look up PIP in my personal book of big dogs...
    ..... yep there you are on page 3. Blessings,
    Goose

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  32. You are just the purrfect size Mr. Pip!!!

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  33. you may be small in stature, but you are big in heart!!

    edgar

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  34. Pip, in your heart you are a giant dog and that's what counts. The size of the packaging doesn't matter.
    Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

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  35. You are a big sweetie we think.
    Those humans - can you ever train them right?!
    BOL!!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  36. MOL!!!!!! Just...MOL!!! Way to go PIP!!

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  37. Pip, you should show the pictures of you and I together last summer on the boat! Then everybody would know you're almost Greyhound tall! ;)

    Bunny

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  38. Pip, don't you know, big things come in small packages!

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  39. Well, Pip, you is SITTING and when you stand UP you is taller (well, longer but let us not split furs here) soooo, table + sitting = 24 inches tall. There you has it.

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  40. Oh Pip!! Heee, sitting on a table indeed!

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  41. Pip, sorry buddy, but I think you need to issue a formal write up for your assistant... this is just not acceptable....

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  42. You made our Mama Laugh and laugh and laugh!! Outloud!! Technical difficulties indeed Pip. It's obvious you are one BIG dog and the proof is in the um....table?!!

    the critters in The Cottage xo

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  43. You made our Mama Laugh and laugh and laugh!! Outloud!! Technical difficulties indeed Pip. It's obvious you are one BIG dog and the proof is in the um....table?!!

    the critters in The Cottage xo

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  44. Oh Mr. Pip! You sure made us laugh today!! MOL!!!

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  45. You are such a card Pip - be proud of your size!!

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie

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  46. Pip,

    My furiend, good things come in small packages!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae and Max

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  47. Pippy
    I think you are the perfect size, no matter what!
    love
    tweedles

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  48. Dear Pip,
    No matter how small you are, you are probably bigger than me!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  49. Pip, you have attitude and heart and that makes you the biggest dog in Blogville! Plus, we can't even read the yardstick, it looks like you chewed on it. You could be 7 feet tall for all we know...BOL

    Wyatt and Stanzie

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  50. Mr. Pip!!! I was waiting for you to set the record straight!!!! At first, I thought that the yard stick was upside down! The table was absolutely brilliant!!! Laughing in Colorado...

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  51. LMAO! Big hearts come in little packages Pip! Thanks for making me laugh today and setting the record straight!

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  52. I like the technical difficulty picture. It makes you look taller! Oh, and for the record, that's what tables are made for, sitting on.

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  53. Pip my friend, if cuteness was measured, you'd be over ten feet tall!!

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  54. the are three things that comes in small packages and these are expensive and luxurious ..

    the poison, the perfumes ... and Mr. Pip

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  55. You have a heart as big as all outdoors! Size is overrated! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

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  56. Hehehehehe...I still be laughin' at dis post.

    Puddles

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  57. BOL So funny.

    The silvers and more

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  58. Dear Pip, you crack us up hehehe. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  59. Pip, you are so funny, my furriend. You'll always be our little huggable bundle!

    Tom
    xx

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  60. Busted!! I love that last photo. What a smirk!!

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  61. Busted!! I love that last photo. What a smirk!!

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  62. Ah, Mr Pip, too bad your mom "dropped" the camera. You almost had us convinced.

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